Intelligent people
have had their say
It’s time for the foolish
to show the way
Let’s lead this world a merry dance
Let’s give stupidity a chance

We’ve heard quite enough
of experts and their dealings
Why face the facts
when you can just feel the feelings?
Let’s lead this world a merry dance
Let’s give stupidity a chance

Forget political correctness
I mean WTF?!
I don’t wanna think about the world
I wanna talk about myself!

Instead of governing
with thoughtful sensitivity
Let’s shock and awe the world
with idiotic bigotry
Let’s lead this world a merry dance
and give stupidity a chance

You say corruption
I say justified reward
Keeps the cronies loyal
Chairmen of the board
Let’s lead this world a merry dance
and give stupidity a chance

Forget political correctness
Let’s talk man to man
Chicks are always up for it
You gotta grab whatever you can

We need a leader who knows
that money means class
with an eye for a peach-perfect
piece of ass
Not a total dumb-cluck
just one of the guys
Let’s give stupidity a prize
Let’s lead this world a merry dance
and give stupidity a chance
Let’s give stupidity a chance